Dark of the Moon: There is No Funny

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

There is No Funny

There is no funny. Humor is passe. Laughter is an escape from grim reality. Jokes are feeble attempts to mollify distraught souls trapped in an existential conundrum of tragedy, pain and horror. Never again, will there ever be funny. How can you laugh? How can you smile at anything? Don't you realize? Never, never laugh again. It is forbidden. We are not here to be funny. We are here to be dismal, depressing, dolorous, and dollar-less. Do not be funny. Do not laugh. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect 200 make believe dollars. Do not. Never. that is all. That is all there ever is. There is no funny. No more.

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yellojkt said...: Is it wrong for me to say that this is hilarious? I thought so.; 9:11 AM

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Dark of the Moon

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

There is No Funny

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