Wednesday, August 16, 2006

In Praise of Jargon






nuts
bonkers
around the bend
over the edge
crazy
sick
off his nut
insane
wacko
screwy
lunatic
moonstruck
got some wires crossed
unsound
mentally ill
taken leave of one’s senses
mad
meshugguh
pixillated
zoned out
deranged
demented
out of one’s mind
slipped his gears
gone fishin’
out in left field
his train’s jumped the tracks
mental
loco
space cadet
zany
kooky
flaky
dizzy
cockeyed
warped
buggy
dotty
fruity
bananas
screwball
flipped out
nut case
cuckoo
cracked
whackadoo
batty
non compis mentis

tetched
touched
unhinged
loony tunes
lost their marbles
the lights are on but no one’s home
elevator goes all the way up but the doors don’t open
couple sandwiches short of a picnic
daft
starkers
barmy
eggplant
potty
crazy as a shithouse rat
certifiable
bats in the belfry
twisted
sick in the head
candidate for a rubber room
nutty as a fruitcake
mad as a hatter
psycho
schizo
bent
missing a few screws
possessed
maniac
mentally disturbed
not running on all cylinders
daffy
A few bricks short of a load
not playing with a full deck
about a quart low
the cheese fell off his cracker
not all of his dogs are barking
bugshit
needs to get his head examined
half a bubble off plumb
a few fries short of a Happy Meal





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5 Comments:

Blogger Suzy said...

head case

5:06 AM  
Blogger Suzy said...

head case

5:06 AM  
Blogger Suzy said...

I only said it once.

5:07 AM  
Blogger Suzy said...

head case.

5:07 AM  
Blogger Suzy said...

Okay, that time was on purpose.

5:08 AM  

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