Friday, August 18, 2006

Time Flies Like an Arrow, But Fruit Flies Like a Banana

I once OD'd on barbiturates in Washington Square Park, late at night, when I was attempting to run away from home. I was 14 years old. I was with two girlfriends, both of whom were also attempting to run away from home, but neither of whom OD'd because they hadn't been eating the pills like candy like I was, although one of them did pass out in a phone booth.

That's a true story; no punchline, no underlying irony, no humorous twist.

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